Here are some questions I've been asked and their answers:
Q: Have you been published?
A: That would be no. But I am working on a young adult fantasy novel right now, and hope to have it published in e-book format in the next few months.
Q: Who do you think you are, commenting on an industry you aren't really a part of yet, being a non-published author?
A: In fairness, this a question I've only asked myself. The answer is: I have no idea. I just like to hear myself talk, I guess. :)